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At the risk of sounding like an unlamented troll from another forum (yes, Hathaway, he WAS a troll, Ain't enough lipstick in the world to make him appear otherwise ) WTF is up with a Milkman ad looking for a Marketing Co-ordinator in Chatham? Read the qualifcations and responsibilities. CBS, NBC, ABC, FOX and CNN combined dont have people with those qualifcations. They may have, MAY have, a person or 2 doing that job -- they used to be called secretaries. Come on Amanda, you're empire building (in Chatham?) Forget the delusions of grandeur and just go to St Clair college and hire some drone who will work (as a secretary) for minimum wage, part-time with no benefits which is what you're going to eventually anyway. Which means that she (yes, it will be she), will make about the same as you.
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Had a look at the posting. It is quite an impressive job description. The only thing left off the list was turning the lights out a night.