Buy some low-rated station in California at a good price. (Because it's warm in California, that's why! Hawaii will work too.)  Apply for the calls, KRMA.  Call it "KARMA! You get what you deserve!"

If people listening don't like a song or comment, they'll assume they deserved it.  So they'll listen for something they DO like.  That will happen eventually.  Now they're feeeling good.  So they lkeep listening.  If they hate it, they listen.  If the like it they listen.  The first book is HUGE.  EPIC!.  iHeart or one of those other carpetbaggers offers you 25 million.  Of course, they find a way to ruin it. You don't care.  You have their 25 mil.  Now THAT'S Karma.

The End.

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